Omens of derp
Why do you hate me?
As you are aware, I am a huge Batman fan. HUGE. I’ve been patiently waiting for news about who would be cast as Batman in the upcoming Batman-Superman crossover film.
But the recent announcement about the next Batman was like waking up on Christmas morning and finding reindeer turds under your tree.
Ben Affleck, Lord? Why do you mock me?
Then there are several mediocre films in between, including a superhero movie staring Ben Affleck.
He’s not my first choice. He’s not even my 10th or 12th choice. He’s basically the guy I’d pick if every other male lead in Hollywood died in a bus crash en route to the Handsomest Bastard in the Universe Convention.
I mean, Ben Affleck? “Chasing Amy” dude is going to chase the Joker?
Warner Brothers, are you screwing this up (more)?
Why would you make a casting decision essentially guaranteeing that millions fans will not even bother watching this? Given the amount of thought you put into this, we can only expect the movie will be another phoned-in, half-assed attempt to sell toys.
This isn’t a democratic process. Warner Brothers is free to crap all over any brand they like. I just wish they wouldn’t do it to my favorite character.
I mean, really?