Sign location: Savage Pizza, Avondale Estates Sign purpose: Reminding me how old I am. Grade: D Comments: The 90s were so great. No one cared about shit, and video games didn’t get patched every five seconds.
Sign location: Pastries A Go Go, Decatur Sign purpose: Charming me out of money. Grade: B+ Comments: I eat here three times a week. I want to stop, but when I go too long without Pastries I get all … itchy.
Sign location: Dancing Goats, Decatur Sign purpose: Mind reading. Grade: C+ Comments: This sign does not contain lyrics to Breezeblocks by Alt-J, and therefore is incapable of reading my mind.
Sign location: Fridge in Ala. Sign purpose: EEEEE!!!!! Grade: A Comments: EEEE!!! The Koala is so adorbs. Cutest. Pat down. Ever.