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What was 2013 all about? Let’s ask the internet


What was 2013 all about? Let’s ask the internet


It’s Dec. 31, 2013 and I’m tired.

You want to read something? I’ve got an idea. How about listing the things you’ve probably already read in a list of some sort? We’ll call it 2013 in Review, or Top Stories Online or some bullshit like that. It’s like those sitcom episodes where it’s just clips from old shows, except I’m replacing clips with links to old news. Boop boop.

I’m doing this because it’s the last day of the year and I totally can.  So I’m gonna sit right here, try not to think thoughts for five seconds, and press CTRL + V a few times before I hit the bed. Don’t you judge me!

Decatur family will be featured in ABC’s “The Great Christmas Light Fight” – A charming story about one Decatur family who won $50,000 for hanging up Christmas lights. I think I may have figured out a way to save journalism.

Derp Dynasty A post I wrote about the pointless, manufactured Duck Dynasty controversy because I knew it would show up well in Google searches and get shared on Facebook. Derp goes the dynamite.

Decatur Police arrest woman after unexpected Monday morning tour of city We don’t chase people here in Decatur, Ga. We follow.

Putting Decatur’s crime in context Everyone said crime was bad and stuff, but I said, “Nuh uh” and proved them wrong using math and my mind thoughts.

Rent: City turns to apartments in housing crunch I originally intended for this post to be a musical, but realized it would infringe on another musical with a similar name. So I wrote about apartments instead.

After seven years, city ready to begin Oakhurst streetscape People in Decatur love them some sidewalks.

Actually, did you know? Little known facts about “Love Actually”  Hugh Grant dances good.

Decatur: Superintendent Edwards recalls “A system of schools.” My web stats recall the day Superintendent Edwards linked this article in an email sent to every family in the city’s school system.

That’s all I got. I hope you enjoyed my posts this year because I probably lost years of my life writing them. Resolution 2014: Become a Vampire.